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SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS HOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
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AT
INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
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HIS CROP
OF WHISKERS
NEEDED
REAPING
THAT'S WHAT KEPT
HIS LENA
LEAPING
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THE BIG BLUE TUBE'S
JUST LIKE
LOUISE
YOU GET A
THRILL
FROM EVERY SQUEEZE
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A CHRISTMAS HUG
A BIRTHDAY
KISS
AWAITS THE
WOMAN
WHO GIVES THE
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6 MILLION HOUSEWIVES
CAN'T BE
WRONG
WHO KEEP THEIR
HUSBANDS
RIGHT ALONG IN
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BRISTLES SCRATCHED
HIS COOKIE'S
MAP
THAT'S WHAT MADE
POOR
GINGER SNAP
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WE'VE MADE GRANDPA
LOOK SO
YOUTHFUL
HIS PENSION
BOARD THINKS
HE'S
UNTRUTHFUL
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HENRY THE EIGHTH
SURE
HAD TROUBLE
SHORT TERM
WIVES
LONG TERM STUBBLE
|
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STATISTICS PROVE
NEAR AND
FAR
THAT FOLKS WHO
DRIVE LIKE
CRAZY ARE!
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IF CRUSOE'D KEPT HIS
CHIN
MORE TIDY
HE MIGHT HAVE
FOUND
A LADY FRIDAY
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IF ANYTHING WILL
PLEASE
YOUR JILL
A LITTLE
JACK
FOR THIS JAR WILL
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TOUGHEST WHISKERS
IN
THE TOWN
WE HOLD 'EM UP
YOU MOW 'EM
DOWN
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THE BEARDED DEVIL
IS
FORCED TO DWELL
IN THE ONLY
PLACE
WHERE THEY DON'T
SELL
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THESE SIGNS ARE
NOT
FOR LAUGHS ALONE
THE FACE THEY
SAVE
MAY BE YOUR OWN
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THE SAFEST RULE
NO IFS OR
BUTS
JUST DRIVE LIKE EVERY
ONE
ELSE IS NUTS!
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AROUND THE
CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
CAR
WASN'T IT?
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THE WOLF IS
SHAVED
SO NEAT AND TRIM
RED RIDING
HOOD
IS CHASING HIM
|
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SHE PUT A BULLET
THROUGH HIS HAT
BUT HE'S HAD
CLOSER SHAVES THAN THAT
|
"NO, NO" SHE
SAID
TO HER BRISTLY BEAU
"I'D
RATHER
EAT THE
MISTLETOE"
|
WE CAN'T PROVIDE
YOU
WITH A DATE
BUT WE DO
SUPPLY
THE BEST DARN BAIT
|
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PEDRO WALKED
BACK
HOME BY GOLLY
HIS BRISTLY CHIN
WAS
HOT-TO-MOLLY
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CLANCY'S
WHISKERS
TICKLE
NANCY
NANCY LOWERED THE BOOM
ON
CLANCY!
|
HEAVEN'S LATEST
NEOPHYTE
SIGNALLED
LEFT
THEN TURNED RIGHT
|
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USE THIS CREAM
A
DAY OR TWO
THEN DON'T CALL HER
-
SHE'LL CALL YOU
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FREE - FREE
A TRIP
TO MARS
FOR 900
EMPTY JARS
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It GAVE MCDONALD
THAT NEEDED CHARM
HELLO HOLLYWOOD
GOOD-BY FARM
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BABY YOUR SKIN
KEEP IT
FITTER
OR "BABY" WILL
GET
ANOTHER SITTER
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AT
INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
|
DON'T STICK
YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR
|
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THE PLACE
TO PASS
ON CURVES YOU KNOW
IS ONLY AT
A BEAUTY SHOW
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CAR
IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
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A
GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
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TWINKLE,
TWINKLE
ONE EYED -CAR
WE ALL WONDER
WHERE YOU ARE
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ALTHO INSURED
REMEMBER, KIDDO
THEY DON'T PAY YOU
THRY PAY YOUR WINDOW
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HER
CHARIOT RACED 80 PER
THEY HAULED AWAY
WHAT HAD
BEN HER
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